How is it possible that my world could be flipped upside down in a matter of minutes and now, 5 years later, I can't remember a single thing about what my life was like before Sam Michael? Motherhood is a crazy thing, but I sure do love it. So today, on Sam's 5th birthday, I'm celebrating his entrance into the world... all 3 days of it!
Thursday, May 11th, 2006, I got a phone call from my doctor's office telling me to head to the hospital because they wanted to begin my induction. I got to the hospital shortly before noon and began the process of IV's, gowns, monitors, millions of questions (to which Rob answered inappropriately... who's surprised?!), and finally they began Pitocin. I was ready... I had my videos on, I was waiting for pain, and sending texts to all of my friends to let them know it was finally time. And then I kept waiting, and waiting and waiting. When I arrived at the hospital I was "almost a fingertip" dialated. For anyone that doesn't know what that means the translation would be this "There's not a snowballs chance in hell that baby is coming out anytime soon, but we want you to have some hope". So with the Pitocin it's supposed to speed that process up. 24 hours into the induction I had some pretty regular contractions and I was feeling a little more uncomfortable so I was pretty sure this medicine had worked and I had to be pretty close to having a baby... she came to check me around lunch on Friday and said "We're almost at a 2!" like it was the best news she'd ever delivered... and I wanted to punch her in the face. Again, if you're new at this labor thing, this translation would be something like this "good work, at this rate you may have a baby by next Thursday!". So the doctors decided on Friday afternoon to shut the medication off to give my body a chance to calm down a bit (and so I could eat something!) and we'd discuss options around dinner. The doctor arrived to discuss options and said "I think we should send you home and maybe try again in a few days" to which I promptly replied "I'm not leaving this hospital without this baby out of me" I believe at this point I was also a little frustrated and said something about cutting him out myself if they sent me home... whatever I said worked, because they just quietly started my Pitocin again and left my room quickly. That night, while I was trying to sleep (even though Rob was singing "Rent" at the top of his lungs and bouncing on the birthing ball) I could definitely tell the meds were finally working. They checked me around 4am and announced I was finally at a 4 (translation... not quite halfway, but getting there) and I could finally get some drugs. As I waited for the epidural, I felt a little weird... I knew I needed to go to the bathroom so I heaved myself out of bed (heaved is for sure the appropriate word for this as I recall) and was MORTIFIED to find I had peed the bed. The nurse cracked up at me and happily announced it wasn't pee, my water had broken. As I was walking to the bathroom, she reminded me that after your water breaks things tend to get a little more painfull and all of a sudden it was like that *itch cursed me: I was in so much pain I couldn't even move. From there all I remember is screaming at anyone who came in the room until they found me my anesthesiologist. By noon I was ready to push (translation here: you think you're done at this point. it's kind of a mean trick people play on you, because all you ever hear is you need to get to 10cm, and then you have a baby... they leave out this next part can take an eternity) So I began pushing at noon... a vacuum, some swearing, and 3 hours and 16 minutes later we finally had our Sam :) So for all of you non-mom's out there reading this, I didn't mean to scare you out of having kids...
I'd do it all again in a heartbeat knowing what a blessing this child has been to us. He's truly the light of our lives and it's impossible to believe that today we are celebrating him "being one ENTIRE hand"!
Happy birthday my angel!